the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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