Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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