her vagine was all disorganized.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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