Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
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you will always have a special place in my vag
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
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Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
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