She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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