absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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