Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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