Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
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