Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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