is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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