we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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