I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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