ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Randomize
