Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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