I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
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All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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