If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
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he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
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You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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