oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
that may or may not have been my penis.
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