chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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