Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
the liver wants what the liver wants
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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