school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
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Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
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I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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