i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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