You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
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