Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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