I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
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Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
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Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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