okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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