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Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
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Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
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Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
My penis needs a shock collar
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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