Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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