Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
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The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
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So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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