We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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