The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
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Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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