I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I don't want my vagina anymore.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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