Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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