My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
The uberlube is also flammable
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
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