Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
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Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
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He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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