We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
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he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
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I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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