he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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