I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
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