? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
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just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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