best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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