So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
why is half of my head shaved?
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