I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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