Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
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