Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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