If that was your dad, he is hot
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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