chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
