If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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