I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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