You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
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i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
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I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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