Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
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I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
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Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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