I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
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