People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Randomize
