Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
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Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
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And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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