Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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