ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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